Posts 894 Likes 4,147 lindo ·Nov 9, 2025 JimInOz Wurst case scenario............. Dear oh dear. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.......
Posts 2,647 Likes 4,502 Pastorbottle ·Nov 9, 2025 JimInOz Wurst case scenario............. The bored and lonely housewife, said to the tradies: "Show me your meaty tools!"..........so they did!
Posts 29,111 Likes 75,238 Archer ·Nov 10, 2025·Omega Qualified Watchmaker Someone told me recently that humas eat more bananas than monkeys. I can believe that - I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey...
Posts 2,592 Likes 5,274 Charlemagne1333 ·Nov 15, 2025 A polar bear walks into a bar… Bear: “I’ll have a gin and…………………………………. ………………………………………………………………tonic.” Barman: “Why the long pause?” Bear: “ I was born with them.”
Posts 3,311 Likes 8,715 blufinz52 ·Nov 15, 2025·Hears dead people, not watch rotors. Charlemagne1333 A polar bear walks into a bar… Bear: “I’ll have a gin and…………………………………. ………………………………………………………………tonic.” Barman: “Why the long pause?” Bear: “ I was born with them.” Was the bear with a horse?
Posts 2,647 Likes 4,502 Pastorbottle ·Nov 16, 2025 JimInOz Just knowing the damned thing is in there is disturbing enough!