Please do not get me wrong

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It is always a pleasure to handle a solid gold watch that is hefty. From the first Constellation produced to the 'C', including its movement, which is the heaviest.

Please do not get me wrong, I am not a murderer trying to strip the gold content of the watch, to sell.

Thank-you.
 
dsio
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You are forgiven! Lol
 
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Please do not get me wrong, I am not a murderer trying to strip the gold content of the watch, to sell.

"Murderer" - funny! Don't worry, nobody accused you of that nor do we think you're going to kill any 18ct Omegas. Besides, it would be silly to spend the extra money for white or pink/rose gold if you were only going to scrap a watch. 😉
 
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"Murderer" - funny! Don't worry, nobody accused you of that nor do we think you're going to kill any 18ct Omegas. Besides, it would be silly to spend the extra money for white or pink/rose gold if you were only going to scrap a watch. 😉

Respectable Member ulackfocus

Thanks for your advice and I will make sure, I do not.

I promise not scrap any Omega, if it comes in 18K yellow, pink or white gold, so please do not worry. I will only scrap the Omega, especially a Constellation, if it happens to be in platinum 950, since it is going to be too heavy for my wrist.

Thank-you.
 
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You are forgiven! Lol


Respectable Member dsio

Thanks for the forgiveness and God bless.

Thank-you.
 
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I will only scrap the Omega, especially a Constellation, if it happens to be in platinum 950, since it is going to be too heavy for my wrist.

😜 Nice one. For a split second I panicked.
 
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😜 Nice one. For a split second I panicked.

Respectable Member ulackfocus

Sorry about that.

I have now changed my mind and instead of scrapping, I have decided to get two Constellations in platinum instead, one for the right and the other, left wrist, so that I do not have to go to the gym to use their weight, for strengthening my arms.

Thank-you.
 
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A few years ago, I actually strapped an 18K yellow gold Omega Flightmaster to the end of my johnson, hoping it would have a positive impact...

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These days if I'm wearing boxers, I have to throw it over my shoulder when I go to run.
 
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A few years ago, I actually strapped an 18K yellow gold Omega Flightmaster to the end of my johnson, hoping it would have a positive impact...

pic_id10204_no1_l.jpg

These days if I'm wearing boxers, I have to throw it over my shoulder when I go to run.


Respectable Member dsio

Thanks for sharing with us this beauty.

It must be a heavy-weight and I do not think, watches are made this way, any longer. It will last many a life-time, over.

Thank-you.
 
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Respectable Member dsio

Thanks for sharing with us this beauty.

It must be a heavy-weight and I do not think, watches are made this way, any longer. It will last many a life-time, over.

Thank-you.
I was kidding, I don't really have one, and certainly didn't use it for penis lengthening 😜
 
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These days if I'm wearing boxers, I have to throw it over my shoulder when I go to run.

The watch or your Johnson? I would think the former fell off if you kept attaching that ingot to it.
 
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How many removable links are on the Flightmaster? 😀
 
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How many removable links are on the Flightmaster? 😀
I'd have to tie a pair of NATO's together, I'm an Australian, not some Canadian.
 
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Don't make me send Celine Dion to your house. I'll do it.
 
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I said Canadians had small penises, I'm aware of the size of their noses without you bringing Celine in on the action!
 
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To take this further, I'd need to involve Celine and Photoshop. There are some things that would be too much for the forum. 😁
 
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Respectable member Dsio, apparently your member is particularly repectable.

I may have to employ my speedmaster 125 to also increase my members respectability, but first i will have to increase its girth.

Perhaps Celine could help with that as I suspect shrinkage would increase githage?
 
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Respectable member Dsio, apparently your member is particularly repectable.

I may have to employ my speedmaster 125 to also increase my members respectability, but first i will have to increase its girth.

Perhaps Celine could help with that as I suspect shrinkage would increase githage?
Post of the week!
 
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Post of the week!

I'll second that motion. Any post that creates a word as funny as "girthage" has gotta rank at the top.
 
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