I Guess I'll Keep Her-

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Right before dinner this evening The Wife says, "Close your eyes and hold out your hands" (my male brain immediately went into overdrive ~ "She's handing me something to dress her/undress her with" or "A court mandated restraining order").
Husband that I am I comply.
A plastic mailer is placed in my hands while I get a pluck on the cheek. And then whispered into my ear, "A late Christmas gift... I love you even though you're my biggest pain in the ass."

•/90 t-shirt from London!!

*I meant to smile but was too focused on how homely I am and how crooked my nostril is (when the fυck did that happen?)...

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*I meant to smile but was too focused on how homely I am and how crooked my nostril is (when the fυck did that happen?)...

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Yeah, but about about the Turkey neck?


(Takes one to know one…) 😀
 
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Yup- she gets it. Love when a partner not only supports our affliction but actually contributes to or partakes in it.

Or maybe this was a hint that she is now expecting an Ed White in return….
 
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how homely I am

Your picture is a lame attempt to steal the thunder from @Mad Dog. If you want to try again, put a bit more effort into your grooming. They ain't got no BIC shavers out there in East Bumfuck?
 
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Your picture is a lame attempt to steal the thunder from @Mad Dog. If you want to try again, put a bit more effort into your grooming. They ain't got no BIC shavers out there in East Bumfuck?

More effort eh...
How about a Bird/90?

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Yeah, but about about the Turkey neck?


(Takes one to know one…) 😀

Hate the "Turknecky" - as I call it. Wife calls it a "Battle Scar" (one of a metric shit-ton from a poorly drawn life)... long story for another time.
 
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Hate the "Turknecky" - as I call it. Wife calls it a "Battle Scar" (one of a metric shit-ton from a poorly drawn life)... long story for another time.

Cool specs though…
 
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Right back at ya

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It's Official: we are now soul bound ~ Bros O' The Bird.

You know what that means doncha... it means, well I don't know what it means but it's gotta mean something.
 
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Cool specs though…

Looks like the fool needs to hoover the dust of them. Right after he shaves. Oh, and did something with that head.

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Looks like the fool needs to hoover the dust of them. Right after he shaves. Oh, and did something with that head.

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Bro is now officially shredding on me.
"janice&shred"
I'll shave, dustbust my correctives and Dabba-Doo my hair right after you fix those typos.
 
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I love you guys…now I can just sit back, smoke my pipe, and relax and enjoy. The fact that I don’t smoke a pipe is completely irrelevant…
 
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I love you guys…now I can just sit back, smoke my pipe, and relax and enjoy. The fact that I don’t smoke a pipe is completely irrelevant…

Never too late to get a new howler monkey on one's back... fυck tobacco, go large or go home - go Meth.
😁
 
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Yeah, but about about the Turkey neck?


(Takes one to know one…) 😀
All the cool kids have the turkey neck…😁…

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All the cool kids have the turkey neck…😁…

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Righteousness. 👍

PS→ you've obviously gotten your money's worth outta that Bird Digit... fucker is as bent as John Muir's walking stick. Righteousness to that too!
 
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A plastic mailer is placed in my hands while I get a pluck on the cheek. And then whispered into my ear, "A late Christmas gift... I love you even though you're my biggest pain in the ass."

•/90 t-shirt from London!!

*I meant to smile but was too focused on how homely I am and how crooked my nostril is (when the fυck did that happen?)...

Much respect to Mrs. SC1. She knows what is a DON and she found you a cool present for your wierd hobby. Very sweet!

You call those nostrils? My brother and I walk in a room and our friends say, "there goes all the oxygen." They are "lovingly" referred to as our jet intake nostrils. I'll spare you a picture and apologize for the mental image.

Great glasses.
 
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