Can I wear my speedmaster while cutting the grass?

ErichPryde
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Only if you want to be called the minuteman for the rest of your life?

BlackTalon BlackTalon
Can you wear a Speedmaster when manscaping?
 
p4ul
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BlackTalon BlackTalon
Can you wear a Speedmaster when manscaping?

Can I wear a Speedmaster while I mansplaine it to you?
 
Dan S
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I mowed my lawn again, and incredibly, this thread is still going. 🤨
 
BlackTalon
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since this thread has started the landscaping contractor we use has cut our grass twice, and my SpeedMasters are all fine. Even the ones here at my office.
 
TexOmega
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I also understand you can wear a Speedmaster WHILE eating green eggs and ham.


This has not been confirmed, so don't try this at home just yet.
 
BlackTalon
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But but but...

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like them TexOmega-I-Am.
 
Matty01
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Yes you can, my thinking is if you can wear it to the office or in the lounge it’s just about as sage wearing it whilst mowing the lawn
Also, sidebar, you can wear it while smoking grass
 
Walrus
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I volunteered to undertake this task for the good of the forum but all I have is a mundane speedy date. I requested everyone mail me a speedy but of course all I’ve got is bills coming left and right so thanks all of you for nothing. However my mundane speedy does clearly say “speedmaster” it’s just a more advanced model cause it’s a pain in the balls turning that crown especially mid-mowing.

So I successfully mowed but at Mach 3 my fuel level got too low to cool the cabin but my speedy mundane appeared to take the 140 degree F ok. Mowing the rocks was rough and I stopped by the religious statue in my backyard praying to make it through this ordeal. So bottom line yes, it can be done but with the G-force I faced I’ll stick to snorkeling.

As an added bonus I’m wearing multi focal contact lenses as my nose is too fυcked up to wear glasses for the time being. The ophthalmologist told me they take a few days to get used to and tbh I can’t see a friggin thing. Very hard to see the grass level where I already mowed.

I cut my fingers during the process didn’t feel it but it’s kinda a cool pattern
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Walrus
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I'll have whatever @Walrus is drinking. Just a smaller glass of it please.
Completely sober, thsts kinda scary.
 
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It won't mess up movements or damage it internally but why would you risk the damage to wear them cutting the grass?
 
Maxim
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I LOVE this thread 🥰🥰🥰

No doubt. But the real question is: are you wearing a Speedmaster while you do? ::rimshot::
 
Archer
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It won't mess up movements or damage it internally but why would you risk the damage to wear them cutting the grass?

I'm not sure how you cut the grass, but there's really no risk...

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Rogerg
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I wanted to play here today but....
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Mother nature wouldn't cooperate. You know. with the low water resistance...
 
RevZMan123
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Fml. Now I have a big Kubota but still no Speedmaster. This is not going to make the cut for very long!

But I did take my Railmaster sailing on a big ship this weekend!
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