I’m going to assume semantic representation of the OP’s post, as I feel this thread has become judgmental and could benefit from outside counsel.
You’re all missing some potential interpretations of the question here that could enrich discussion.
1) Can the OP use the wearing of a Speedmaster as an excuse NOT to mow the lawn? (“Sorry honey, I can’t today: I’m wearing my Speedmaster.”) Does that change the situation?
2) Can the OP wear nothing BUT a Speedmaster while mowing the lawn?
OP, we’ll discus my fee upon settlement.