Breakem and Flingem Watchmakers Ltd. A fine Firm Indeed!

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I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself. I am a new member and also the chief watchmaker at the storied firm of Breakem & Flingem Watchmakers Ltd. I have held this position for almost two years and have advanced strongly in the teachings of the founders.

Mr. Breakem, as the original founder, specializes in pallet and balance arbor pivots, banking pins, regulator pins, and the occasional hairspring when the job requires it. Although not his specialty, he is also quite masterful in the category of very delicate and impossible-to-replace hands of all styles. He generally damages beyond repair, resulting in the parts he works on to be always costly in nature but at least, well often, replaceable, adding much valuable experience to his already impressive skills. The rare exception is of course finished and polished screws, which are quite difficult to break, limiting his work with these to mostly living up to his shop nickname of “Ol’ Screwscratcher”

His work with crystals is not as it used to be, owing to the proliferation of acrylic and sapphire crystals being more common these days and much more difficult to completely destroy. Though he is often heard stating quite emphatically, "That'll polish out just fine!" or “We outta Polywatch again?”

Mr. Flingem on the other hand is quite experienced in the smaller parts found in a fine quality mechanical watch. His consistent and masterful handling of such parts such as, any and all screws, click springs, canon pinions, and also hands, jewels and even the odd dial washer or an entire castle wheel fall easily to his masterful touch. To give you an indication of his abilities he is still looking for a Waltham barrel bridge from a couple of years ago. His specialty or strength is of course the Incabloc spring, in which he is second to none at sending into low sub orbital flight, but with no planned or possible military-assisted recovery anywhere in sight. He will never admit it, but I personally believe that balance endstones are his favorite. He often enthusiastically marvels at the way “they have that lovely reddish sparkle in flight!”

When Mr. Breakem begins a watch service it almost always results in a lesser workload for Mr. Flingem, as the parts worked on no longer hold the importance once held before service, and as a result are now finished and in no need of any further service. Any subsequent attention by Mr. Flingem is seen as merely a practice session. They do however, look, in the words of Mr Breakem "Real purty all piled up" in a small glass bowl. Now, if Mr. Flingem gets to the watch first then the situation is entirely another matter, as a part no longer present denies Mr. Breakem of practicing his fine-honed craft in any regard, often reducing his daily task to searching the vast supply catalogs in search of a replacement for the detailed work of Mr. Flingem.

Recognizing that such hard-won skills are possibly not the best of practices and in a noble effort to spare future employees of a similar fate, Mr. Flingem has developed and has established himself as the forerunner and foremost practitioner of the emerging craft, with quite the following by the way, of underwater watchmaking, in an effort to measurably limit the trajectory and distance of errant parts. The great advantage of course is allowing Mr. Breakem a continued strong employment as well as a major reduction in the time spent daily on his knees with a magnet. His progress in this fascinating new direction will be featured in a forthcoming NAWCC journal treatise

I have learned and continue to learn from these old-school masters and am eagerly looking forward to some day in the future when they have ceased operations, and when I am free of their influence so I might complete a watch service in the manner that justifies to my wife my continued watch tool purchases.
 
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What a strange first post. One paragraph to introduce yourself and six paragraphs dedicated to your employers.

I assume you’re either AI or this is a poorly disguised attempt at promoting this business.
 
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Is there a specific watch repair shop at the root of this parody?
 
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A quick google check on breakem and flingem



Then flip over to "AI" mode:



yep. nice.
 
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"I assume you’re either AI or this is a poorly disguised attempt at promoting this business."

You are mistaken on both counts, but I do take comfort in knowing that you are able to count to at least the number 6!

Perhaps this might help you....Break them and Fling them. A reference to small watch parts and my abilities regarding same. Specifically, how a beginner watchmaker tends to break parts and also to lose parts more often when still learning. So Mr. Breakem is me when I break parts, and Mr. Flingem is also me when I fling small parts from my tweezers and cannot find them anywhere. I personified my inabilities in this manner that I thought would be humorous rather than just saying "I break and lose a lot of parts!" The last paragraph, number 7 as you so accurately noted, also refers to my hope that I will get past this stage at some point and be able to service a watch successfully. I made an attempt to be humorous but that is only conveyed if one actually reads what I wrote and has the ability to understand that I was being humorous. Apparantly you did neither.

It is perhaps possible that I am not at all funny and any confusion is entirely my own fault. If that is the case the other members can vote me off the island. I'll go quietly.

If you have any further questions, or still are having trouble with the intent of the post, please feel free to ask! I promise to not exceed in paragraphs, your ability to count them. Humor is tough at times.....I get it.

Written by chatGPT
 
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Lighten up members.

I found this quite entertaining. Better than a blurry photo of a worn gold plated watch and a request for more info about it.

Are Breakem & Flingem Watchmakers Ltd available to guest lecture at an upcoming get together?

And with a name like Breakem & Flingem Watchmakers Ltd, you better have a good company logo.
 
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Welcome, new member. I'm eagerly awaiting your avatar.
 
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Many thanks for the encouragement. I will do my best to ensure that you do not regret it. Regarding speaking engagements, we try to accommodate as many as possible but as you can imagine, our schedule is rather full at the moment. Perhaps the upcoming Fall season may offer a less crowded timeframe.

Our logo has been in production for a while, the historical and original logo in need of a modern updating.

We have hired the renowned London firm of Drew and Lostem Graphics, but for some reason they have been slow in delivering the promised work. Something about being misplaced. Avatar is being done inhouse and will appear when approved by the board.

Cheers!
 
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"I assume you’re either AI or this is a poorly disguised attempt at promoting this business."

You are mistaken on both counts, but I do take comfort in knowing that you are able to count to at least the number 6!

Perhaps this might help you....Break them and Fling them. A reference to small watch parts and my abilities regarding same. Specifically, how a beginner watchmaker tends to break parts and also to lose parts more often when still learning. So Mr. Breakem is me when I break parts, and Mr. Flingem is also me when I fling small parts from my tweezers and cannot find them anywhere. I personified my inabilities in this manner that I thought would be humorous rather than just saying "I break and lose a lot of parts!" The last paragraph, number 7 as you so accurately noted, also refers to my hope that I will get past this stage at some point and be able to service a watch successfully. I made an attempt to be humorous but that is only conveyed if one actually reads what I wrote and has the ability to understand that I was being humorous. Apparantly you did neither.

It is perhaps possible that I am not at all funny and any confusion is entirely my own fault. If that is the case the other members can vote me off the island. I'll go quietly.

If you have any further questions, or still are having trouble with the intent of the post, please feel free to ask! I promise to not exceed in paragraphs, your ability to count them. Humor is tough at times.....I get it.

Written by chatGPT

I’ll admit that I scan read your post due to the length and that was completely lost on me!

Apologies for the frosty welcome on my behalf.
 
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No worries mate. We at Breakem and Flingem Watchmakers Ltd have a saying. It ain't how you start, it's how you finish, and your finish is just fine.
 
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welcome to the forum man. Helps to have some social proof.